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In the news the other day, a tractor-trailer loaded with brand-new file folders was hijacked. Later the same day, a truck carrying boxes of Post-its was stolen. Authorities are still investigating, but they believe the robberies were the work of organized crime. |
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Joan of Arc didn't quit; she was fired. |
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"What does a polar bear do?" "I don't know. I guess he sits on the ice." "Sits on the ice?" "Yes, there is nothing else to sit on." "What else does he do?" "He eats fish." "Sits on the ice and eats fish? Then I won't accept." "What do you mean, you won't accept?" "I won't accept. I was invited to be a polar bear at a funeral." |
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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience, "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, 'Jose, can you see?'" |
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I'd make a pun digest but could you stomach it? |
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